stop badgering me!

Oh my what a fantastic pun that title is. Let us bask in my wittiness for a brief moment. Okay, I'm done.

Anyway....

First off, I'm just gonna hope my suite mates never sees this. If you do...sorry, guys. 

Okay, so you would think that three girls sharing one bathroom is more hazardous than standing near a crappy microwave while eating red m&ms and drinking a bottle of windex. 

But it isn't.

Most of the time. 

One of my suite mates is practically a mythological creature, she is so seldom seen. Like a leprechaun. If you can spot her, you get to make a wish and ask for a pot of gold. I think I saw her maybe like twice since school started. 

So like any respectable college student...I'm thinking about going to bed at 2:00am. So I get up to go brush my teeth but she is in the shower. and I'm just like "who the hell takes a shower at 2 in the morning?!" Okay, so I'll wait. The water turns off and I think "allllrighty!" and I open the door like twenty minutes later and its like

"Sorryyyyyyyyy!" As I shamefully creep backwards and shut the door. The girl is doing her effing makeup or something. Where are you going with makeup like that at 2 in the morning, Miss Leprechaun?!"
And I look kind of like

at this point, thinking "when the hell can I just brush my teeth so I can go to sleeeeeeppppp?!" 

Then of course, after that she decides to shave her legs and I'm just like 

Just kidding. But I wish.

So finally around 4ish, I get in brush my teeth, wash my face and hit the sack.
Then like half an hour later I remembered I forgot to pee. So I'm in bed like
Fine, Mr. Spock. I'll listen to you. So, I'm basically a zombie at this point and then I trudge over to the bathroom and didn't turn the lights on cause they would burn my eyes out of my face and pull aside the curtain and see 
This giant effing angry badger poster hanging across from the toilet!!!!! And I'm just likePlease don't kill meeee! Im gonna dieeeeeeee!

The next morning after closer inspection in the daylight...
I realize it was a homage to the youtube smash hit "the honey badger"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

So of course my friends laugh their asses off at me.