Well I am glad you asked, sir or madam.
Humpween is that holiday on October 31st in which people dress up in costumes and eat candy. Not to be confused with Halloween which is not much different, the major dividing line being that on Halloween one goes from door to door while on Humpween one simply stands on the street corner begging for a different sort of candy if you catch my drift....up that skirt.
Anyway, instead of going off on some crotchety old lady rant of how if you have trouble deciphering your costume from among the rest of your underwear, you're probably a slut...I will now entertain thee with a few of my favorite's...
Naughty school girl, sexy girl scout and dirty little girl.....because every adult male should want to get it on with children....
Just cause dinosaurs are freaking sexy. Party like it's the Jurassic period, brah. 
tying your arms behind your back while in high heels...very smart. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Sexy Rooster Costume" ....you do in fact realize that roosters are the men, right?
Honey Badger dont care! And neither should you dressed in this lil' number.
Angry birds...you'll be the envy of every eight year old boy in the joint.
Or if you consider yourself to be a shy girl....go for subtlety...
Authentic Native American wear brought to you by Urban Outfitters.
Russian Soldier.....because American Soldier is soooo last year.
Makin' me horny.
class in 1 sq. inch, ladies and gentlemanNow, you see....it is just too damn cold for any of these things up here in UP.... the snow is usually a fallin' by that time....So one must work a coat into your costume whenever possible....
So I decided to be an industrious kid and get someone more talented than me to make me a shiny pink jacket so I could go as a capitol person from the Hunger Games (because that is hella original this year).
But you know...
So I ended up doing this
plain ole bad ass zombie. Classic.
But I do plan on being a knocked-up hillbilly next year.
Happy Humpween/Halloween, kiddies.
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