My Girl Crush

So if you weren't aware already, I have a HUGE girl crush on my psych professor. And I REALLY hope she never finds this post...

Brief introduction: Professor Ziat, she's from Algeria, but she's white (So, if you're from Africa, how come you're white?). She has the most fabulous accent ever heard by man, she is Jesus, and she scuba dives with sharks for fun. And, in all seriousness, she truly has a kind heart and really cares about her students as not only students, but as people.

So, I decided to roam the halls of Gries today, and I walked by her office. The door was open and she was inside, so I popped my head in and said "Hey professor Ziat, I'm an aimless wanderer!" As I started to walk away, I was halted.

"Wait, Mariel, I want to talk to you.", at which I died.

So we had a talk about top-secret information at first, and then we just started getting into the most random topics of all of human conversation. She told me of her dreams... aka to live on an island alone with her sharks, at which I was like nuh-uh, I will come and find you sister. I don't think she knew I was being serious.

"Mariel, would you like some chips?" at which I died yet again. We shared the bag of chips, clearly an important moment in our relationship.

I don't really remember much else from that conversation, for my mind was fixated on her radiating beauty... Haha just kidding I remember every word but it's just between us... you wouldn't understand.

As the clock ticked on, it was time for us to part. We walked a ways out of her office and down the hall. As we departed, her hand made contact with my shoulder, two beautiful, delicate pats. I thought perhaps it would be in my best interest to return this display of affection, but Professor Ziat had moved out of the way. Unfortunately, my eyes didn't catch that on time, so I spent a couple of seconds awkwardly swatting the air that occupied the space where she had stood moments before.

I think it was meant to be.

Bhi forever