"Im so in love!" says everyone but me

754, 046, 393 people are kissing right now. Just kidding, I made that up just now. Did you know 85% of all statistics are made up?

Okay if there really are 754, 046, 393 people kissing right now, I know for a fact that I am not included in that bunch. Mostly because I am writing this blog right now but I wasn't kissing anyone in the last 24 hours (and 12+ months either...) But I suppose its for the best because love makes everyone crazy and I'm already packing on enough crazy. So now I will tell you stories of other crazy people overcome by their love. 

Serenading someone outside their window is considered to be one of the most romantic gestures you can do for someone you love, whether it be a mariachi band, a boom box or (my personal favorite) a full ukulele band. But most movies don't show the part of the story before the person inside the room finally notices someone is throwing things at their window. They probably don't do this because, well, you look like a damn moron. 

 It was cold and dark and drizzling as I walked by the residents' hall. Squinting into the darkness, I see a boy with a guitar slung over his back standing beneath a window up on the third floor. He draws back his arm and begins throwing rocks up at the window, eventually trying a whole fist full after the first ones fail. Well, this clearly wasn't very well thought out because what goes up, must come down. And now here I am, laughing my butt off at this poor kid shielding himself from a shower of rocks. It may have been the most depressing thing I've ever seen coming from someone other than myself. But I do give mad props to the kid for his determination because after his unfortunate rock shower, he just picks up where he left off and starts throwing again. So, Mister John Cusack of NMU, we at Awkward Adventures are hoping you and your lady friend got it on like a couple of bunnies that night. Because you deserve it, buddy.