A running list of thoughts for the weekend

this coconut bra is quite uncomfortable.
I look like an angler fish.
gjaigjaigbkladkfbjai bahhhh homecoming float building.
my butt is really cold in here.
what if I chop my finger off?
This star has a little nemo fin.
that is super adorable! I must buy it.
Oh wow...I'm not going to tell you that looks awful....
maybe if I sit this way it'll make my butt look good.
why is that green? oh well.
Allow me to just sit and stare at you for a bit.
OMGGGGG okay. im good.
Well this is cramped.
gahhh its toooo hotttt.
now im really cold.
did that just happen?
aw dang just got paint all over my awesome pants.
I'm hungry.
I'm starving.
third wheellinnnn!
i look so bad ass right now.
this isn't going to stand up by itself.
bring me the gaff tape!!!
BIG BEN IS DOWN!
please dont let me fall off.
I am going to die.
oh look...its starting to rain.....
hold onnnnn tiiigghhttt
I almost just died.
I deserve a smoothie.
Just let me put on this giant dog costume and look super sexy....
so heavyyy and hotttt
woof. woof. I look dumb. woof woof. my neck hurts. woof.
dumb jocks leaving their trash everywhere.
let me pick it up.
it smells like dog poop in here....
THERE IS POO ON MY HAND
dumb jocks leaving dog crap everywhere.
get offfff myyy handdddd
why does it smell like coffee in my room?
oh...i just spilled it everywhere....
no time! I have to go to an interview!
I really need to clean this up.
wait....who is coming over?
just a little.
i love this show!
watch me....i know ALL the words
oh...im not as good as you....
sure.
Im on an egg.
gotta pee.
let me sit in this box.
oops.
Im in a egg.
wish you were here....
no! bad idea!
what if i could laugh colors?
....I think I should go to bed now.
noooooo i dont want to wake uppppp
So much laundryyyy
washer.
sleep.
wake up.
dryer.
sleep.
wake up.
mmm fun dip is so good.
Im cold.
let me lean back in this chair and close the window....
ouch. that was dumb.
im hungry...maybe I should haul my butt to the MP....
So lazzyyyy you come over *here*
I love this movieeee
you guys are so adorable. I wish I could have that now.
I like food.
faceboookkkk
hope no one finds out!
one more...
bahhh you're kidding meeeee.
sleeeep.
im hungry
lets play with this giant box i found.
impostor bubble wrap!!!
lets go work out!
Im all glisteny and sweaty
I hope this doesn't make my butt look big.
ooooweeee Ima look hot!
Patrick swayyyzzeeee mmmmm
ima paint my nails
....must....itch...faceee
i have no life.
let me post this blog.
I am so hilarious....and sexy.
Im tired.
Oh crap....maybe I should have studied...oh well.