No, I am not tripping on acid. There are flying naked babies shooting at people today. As a child, we called it cupid. But in college its called a fuck fairy because what adult gives another adult a giant pink teddy bear without the hope of getting laid?
Thats what I thought.
So normally valentines day (thats what today is if you haven't caught on yet) is just another painful reminder of how single I am.
but this time......
IM WORKING ON A SHOW!!!! YAYYYYYYY
what, were you expecting something else?
Sorry to disappoint you, but I am still single.........
......and ready to mingle.
hey dere, sexy. whatchu doing tonight? You busy?
CAUSE I AM!
Yeah! first tech rehearsal for Fallujah! (come see it starting next wednesday shameless plug yes getoverit)
Everyone else today is like
but I'm like
but since thats only in the evening and i have the rest of the day free, I will be spreading the LOVEEEE
by presenting only the greatest people in the world with these valentines that I have made in photoshop...
because I have no life
or a boyfriend.
hah hah...
meh. oh well!
here ya go!
hah. puns.
hah. puns. 
hah. cats. 
hah. nerdy things. 
hah. dismembered sheep parts.
okay, I'm done now. Happy Valentines Day!!!!
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